This purple and blue-themed ensemble can be yours. Assembly is simple -- first apply mutiply layers of tights, leggings, neck warmers, and rain jackets to yourself. Next, assemple your child into two to three layers of clothing, and then stuff him into the carrying device of your choice. Please re-start when your child spits-up or poops during assembly. Then, simply sew a waterproof blanket, complete with loops to caribeaner to your childs carrying device. For serious rain, add an umbrella to the mix. Now get out there in the dark and drizzle!
The last two entries are BEYOND hilarious! We are dying here...
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