the sick-maker recipe (by Alden)

1. Add 1 cup of water
2. Drop of food coloring ( it should be red)
3. Some flour ( a lot)
4. Some more water (a lot)
5. Mixing until it starts to get a color
6. A splash of tonic water
7. Add a bunch of green food coloring
8. Microwave for 8 minutes
9. Serve immediately to get you or someone else really sick. Alternately, store in drawer until wintertime.
10. Let someone else clean up kitchen/ buy more flour
11. . . . .Oh! I need some corn starch! and bananas!