I happened to catch alden (post-sweeping) trying to figure out how we keep these grocery bags suspended from our shoulders (as least I think thats what hes doing.) Also, catch the request at the end: "Hold it, video."
I'm posting this video while he and mom are in Ann Arbor having landed a house and a job (!) with Grandma Lois -- the house is too quiet (and clean) without the dude around, I'm very much looking forward to their return tomorrow.
Here's the video: